(09/08/09 – Initial BadBadTeacher.com Report)
Rosemary Owens, 34, a physical science teacher at Kenai Central High School, in Kenai, Alaska has reportedly been charged on allegations of having sex with one of her former students prior to his 18th birthday.
Owens is reportedly charged with two counts of sexual abuse of a minor, one count of misconduct involving a controlled substance and one count of furnishing alcohol to a minor.
Owens came under investigation by police in June and it is alleged that the boy told investigators that the relationship included sex, smoking marijuana at Owens’s home in Kenai and drinking beer together.
It is alleged that sexual relations between Owens and the student took place at a house she was house sitting and as part of a birthday gift to the student two days before his 18th birthday. It is further alleged that after Owens gave the student four or five beers, she undressed him and engaged in sexual intercourse with him.
Police allegedly have transcripts of numerous text messages between Owens and the boy including one in which Owens wrote:
Like I don’t do that w just anybody and Nu probably shldnt hang out w me bc im pretty sure im going to hell.”
Reportedly, Owens resigned from the school in June when the allegations initially were made and that she thereafter moved to Idaho.
A warrant for Owens’ arrest has been requested by the District Attorney’s Office.
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Never really into Texas rap, the ghetto boys kind of (Scarface, face mob whatever he’s calling himself). You can still buy a lot of stuff, and a lot of his stuff is only available on cassette. At that time I was into grunge, alt-rock.
Dan
remember cassettes?!? I had a ‘97 Saturn that still played tapes! Thank the Lord DJ Screw used to put out his gray cassettes well into the mid-late ’90’s.
Tworld, I remember 2 live crew, the Nun’s gave me a thrashing when they discovered my cassette copy (remember cassettes?).
August, I don’t know how to respond to your last post; it was like trying to read Tolstoy in Chinese.
You like to hide behind your big worlds and rhetoric. You like acrostic, again more hiding. What are you really trying to hide?
It’s funny that you would choose Brain to best describe yourself. Pinky and the Brain are two of the most celebrated homosexual cartoon characters ever, it’s pretty obvious. The Brain is dude and Pinky is the chick in the relationship. I have already figured out what you are truly hiding. Your darkest secret August and if any found out about your true persuasion, you would be mortified.
As I stated earlier, homophobia isn’t cool, and I have always voted for the rights of gay people. August, whenever you are ready buddy, I’ll vote for your right to get married. You should have the same rights as us hetero’s.
As for Rosemary, she pretty much looks guilty.
Dan
take it easy, fella, justing busting your chops. You’d have to admit, the two of you were bantering back and forth like a couple of David Gest. And homosexuality IS funny. My uncle was gay and he was the most hiliarious person I knew. Granted ho in Idaho isn’t one of my better remarks but someone had to say it, right?
Also, how absurd is it for you to ask me to scale back on the homophobia and then you accuse me of being a tranny? I’m not, nor have I ever been, homophobic. I fashion myself a pretty boy whose slight appearance and well kemptness creates far more opportunities to ride the hershey highway than I’d like to admit. Hell, I’m thirty years old and can’t buy cigars without producing photo ID. Suffices to say, my looks make me attractive to homosexual men. I could care less. I’ve been ridiculed by friends of mine for being hit on by other guys and it rolls off my back. TrannyWorld could give a s**t about others opinions of TrannyWorld. I know I pull with the best of them. I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning. I have an appetite for sex cuz…..
JamesJ, you make my point. I write endless meandering drivel and you and DAN hungrily gobble up every ill-conceived word. Then you squawk about it. Are you a couple of self-flagellators or what? Is someone requiring you to consume the tripe that I am serving up? And how can you be certain that I write for anyone other than my own specialized crowd, i.e. wordy and egotistical SF geeks who are sorely lacking charisma and charm and are curious about scandalous teachers?
We have a cornucopia of rogue teachers to lambast, and you two cranks single me out for comment? The greater crime is boring/pompous/longwinded-ness? Do you have an opinion on Rosemary Owens at all? My puffed-up self-important days of entertaining you rascals are about over. I sure as heck don’t have the time to be rebutting my critics. They are populating faster than TWorld’s warts.
DAN, You crack me up. “Delusions of grandeur?” I gave that up months ago. “Fake British accent?” Why would I want to sound like a Limey? Do I sound that pompous? Seriously, I am one of the most humble people in the world.
I deleted about 30 lines of insipid commentary to shorten this post. I really liked some of those anecdotes, too. I don’t want the guilt of someone requiring a happy pill prescription for suffering through the minutia of my colorless and bland non-adventures. In addition to being practically a philosopher-king, I am also a tremendously thoughtful advisor.
You gave a pretty darn good short history of acrostic. I did not mean to imply that Frank Black invented it. He merely invented alternative rock(with some help from the Psychedelic Furs.) I learned the word from a description of one of his songs. I intended it as light hearted…fun, if you will. Never ever out of malice. Just not my style. Your savage criticism of me was so over the top, I had hoped that you were just having a bad day. I was hoping that a silly juvenile prank would lighten your mood. You know, like shaking your soda or pouring a bottle of food coloring into your opened beer can. My acrostic was so lame and sophomoric(think Mad magazine), I meant it as self-deprecating humor. You aren’t one of those road rage devotees, are you?
You remind me of Dreyfuss to my Clousseau. And you remember what happened to Dreyfuss. Lighten up. TWorld has given me some pretty good drubbings and he is so good, I even have to laugh.
Unless you are into pain and suffering, don’t read any further.
I freely admit that I had to go to a special speech class in elementary. All the other kids looked kinda Asian and many drooled. One of them wiped boogers on me.
I will also admit that I have often been asked by strangers, where am I from. Before I lived in Oklahoma and Texas, I was often asked if I was a Canadian. Now, I am more likely to be asked if I am from down South somewhere. Well, to be precise, it may go more like “where the #@&* are YOU from?” Now, you know how I sound, as I practice my boring and bombastic rhetoric in the mirror; or after much practice, on my cats as I exhort them to take up arms in defense of neglected and unfairly canceled science fiction series. The Adventures of Briscoe County, Jr. Best series ever made.
Instead of Owl, picture me, rather, as Brain from Pinky and the Brain. You should also substitute Miss Piggy for my sidekick, instead of Pinky. Just don’t tell my ladyfriend. I mean, as long as we are already using your teddy bears as avatars. You and James can be a couple of your Smurfs. I leave it your personal integrity to choose the appropriate ones. I am not an unreasonable person. If I had only known of the friendly banter and comraderie, I would have investigated this forum sooner.
I really am pretty new at this hoary old wise man thing. Hey, it’s a job. Sometimes it pleases me to defend, sometimes to castigate. I used to think I could get lost in a crowd of two people, now I am already a notorious long winded, conceited, and pompous bore. Who knows how far this writing career will take me?
I got bored with Yahoo buzz, but it would save a lot of keystrokes if we could simply vote up or down on a comment or maybe leave a symbol of a big hairy BA. Maybe my purpose (I wanted something like ‘raison d’etre’ here, but I am too lazy and don’t want any more ill will and my spelling ain’t the best and I don’t even know how to pronounce the rickety contraption of a word) is to make you guys seem exciting, relevant, and, especially, concise in comparison. If it drives you into a straight jacket and the bughouse, I will always maintain that the webmaster should have seen it coming. This is the last gasp of a blowhard. I intend to be brief and stay on topic from here on out.
TWorld, In your, albeit coarse, way, you are one funny son of a …gun!!
Anyway, I think Rosemary here, is a party girl who should have majored in Political Science, Congressional aide, Hospitality, community activism, or anything besides education. Although Alaska is at least as libertarian as most of the less densely populated Western states, things could go harshly for her. We furnish a long rope out West, and we’ll hang ya from it, too. I gotta go, I hear Scotland The Brave on my vintage table radio.
Tworld, you do realize that I was trying to impersonate August’s (is this the plural form of August?) inane blatherskite. I guess I imitated him to well, you called me a homosexual.
Homophobia isn’t cool, so let’s refrain from using homosexuality as an insult.
The Moderator deleted 2 of my funniest post. What give Moderator?
Tworld, in the past, you have admitted that I am funny, DAN POOPS ON ANONYMOUS on Erin Speicher.
Tworld, however did you think up the brilliant jag “put the ho in Idaho,” Kari Atkinson. This is top-drawer comedy, you shouldn’t be wasting your time on this website. Your brilliant wit is wasted here, you should be writing for Mad TV, where your keen insight won’t be wasted.
What does the T in Tworld stand for? TRANSEXUAL?
Is this Bad Bad Teacher or a homosexual hook up board??? Dan and August you two should just swap phone numbers and then swap DNA.
Moderator, I understand why you removed my post, but I don’t understand why you didn’t remove the long-winded post of August.
August, I know what acrostic is, and I doubt that Frank Black invented it. The Greeks or some Latin speaking society probably thought it up; most words derive from Greek or Latin. I’m not going to waste my time trying to decipher whatever lame dig you may have secretly written about me. The fact that you would use a cryptic method speaks volumes about you. Can you figure out what it says about your character?
I accept your apology, even if it’s an empty apology, and I think you probably owe other people some apologies too. You probably owe apologies to the people you work with and the people in your Trekkie fan club. Those poor people, they have to put up with your delusions of grandeur more than anyone.
I feel that I owe you an apology August. I originally had you peg as an uncharismatic bore but you’re more than that. You’re so much more than that, and i would go into more detail, if the moderator would let me. I’m sorry for the things i said about you August.
I can imagine you sitting at home working on a fake British accent (pretending and hoping they bring back the original cast of Battle Star Galactica). Your soliloquies are directed toward the House of Commons. You speak about what is to be done with Nazi Germany, as Prime Minister you have everyone riveted. Blood, Toil, Tears and Sweat! Everyone loves your loquacious ways, they want more, so you give them more.
You remind me of Owl from the Winnie the Pooh stories. Owl is always happy to offer his opinions, advice, and anecdotes – whether or not they are actually wanted. The quality of Owl’s “wisdom” is suspect. Owl is also the least likeable character.
August – Wow. I bet you’re a regular BLAST at parties. Please…feel free to share more of your riveting stories and personal history. Just give me a little warning, first…I want to jam pencils in my eyes so I don’t have to be subjected to your self-important ramblings.
Dan, your post that I rebutted has disappeared!! I hope that my rambling rebuttal can stand on its own.
Oh dear, I hope your post didn’t get buried under the burdensome weight of your hubris.
Dan, I regret that my posts annoy you so. My schedule is changing and I won’t have
an abundance of time on my hands, anymore, so your wish will come true. I read your
negative, and frankly harsh comments on Erin Speicher.
I will stipulate that you have a sharper wit than I do. Only in a single sillypost did I
seem to be making a clumsy attempt at humor, unless you count the post right here.
A long time ago I realized that I wasn’t a particularly funny person, not everyone is.
Finally, someone recognizes the great teachers that I have been blessed with! I wish
I could take credit for it. I didn’t get a college education, like you, but my scores were
nearly high enough to avoid taking any composition at all. More than a little credit to my
kin is in order, since I am the offspring of a teacher.
As for Peter Cottontail, I picture him as a regular family man type and sometimes his comments amuse, sometimes not. I always enjoy reading him, however. Maybe it says something about me that I don’t care for the supposedly witty gotchas so prevalent in
modern comedies. I tend to prefer silly slapstick stuff. The only comedy movies that I own are Pink Panther movies. Some of Jack Vance’s picaresque tales will actually made me laugh aloud. One of the funniest things I ever read was a scene from The Three Musketeers. The innkeeper had finally regained entry into the wine cellar/pantry that Porthos had been holed up in. The innkeeper surveys a scene of utter destruction and gluttony. When he whimpered something like “you’ve nibbled every one of my sausages” I couldn’t hold back my laughter any longer. Only with rote memorization have I ever managed to remember a joke. Then, the timing was off when I related it. As far as words, I like them. Regional dialect, foreign words, even technical jargon. I am particularly fascinated by etymology. Not that I can remember a fraction of them, but the Chambers Dictionary has a wealth of interesting and uncommon words. Anyway, I need to close this before I become a bigger windbag than the Vice President.
Dan, this is important. Do you know what an acrostic is? I stole the idea from a fellow named Frank Black.
Does anybody have a link to a pic of this Teacher Gone Wild?