Bad Bad Teacher

I accidently over looked a few broads yesterday; my boss is watching me like a hawk. He’s always telling me that I goof around too much. Is turning a 15 minute break into a 35 minute break goofing around? Oh well, here are the “ladies” I left out.

•Christina Oliver (I can’t believe I forgot her.), she better get in whatever fun she can, because I get the feeling she’s going to prison. She made the mistake of being honest and admitting her crime. Then lying about it later, this only angers the judge.
•Sarah Tolzien, this girl is cute in a way I can’t describe. I know what it is she seems attainable, like the type of girl you could get, if you were a minor. Bam!
•Cris Lynn Morris, there are some other pictures of her on the web and her boobs are big. 31 years old, she better do something about that.
•Cameo Patch, she just looks real slutty, looks like she’d be a real demon in the sack.

Honorable mention
•Darcie Esson, 35 years old, look at her sex offender registry picture. Tell me you don’t think she looks hot (needs to lose 15 pounds too). Alas, she is too old, if I make an exception for her……..
•Lisa Glide, this is what happens when you tan too much, look at her sentencing picture, that face is going to look like an old catcher’s mitt in 5 years. She won’t be able to afford plastic surgery with all the lawyer fees and court cost.
•Michele Taylor, kind of chubby, accused of having sex with a minor at a K-mart parking lot. Gee-wiz, try to have some class lady, you couldn’t rent a room. K-mart parking is such a trashing move, you lose points.
•Cara Dickey, this girl looks hot in some pictures and she looks fat in others.
•Kelly Abdo, too fat, I don’t like using that word but geez. Why would a teenage guy want an old fat broad? Cute face though.
•Lindsay Massaro, they think the boy involved is ony 14. 14 YEARS OLD, that’s way too young. She’s an animal for not waiting for him to turn at least 15.

Well to go, I want to leave for break early and if I leave know can avoid my Cheese d*** boss. I’ll sneak back in through the warehouse entrance (15 minutes late of course). why haven’t they fired me yet?

Everyone gather round, this is my all-new list of teachers I would like to see in some type of porn in the near future. I would prefer to see them in Playboy, because Playboy will still allow them some form of dignity. Hustler magazine is a little too hard core, but who knows, maybe some of these teachers might be up to the dirty task.

•Hope Jacoby, this is a real possibly, she fits the playboy mold. All she needs is a boob job, and her nose could use a little work, kind of a man’s nose.
•Amber S. Jennings, she already sent explicit pictures of herself to her student.
•Amy Northcutt, this girl is just ready to bust out of her boring Christian up bringing. She will be divorced in the next 2 years. She barely made the list; I do not like the fact that she had a baby. Babies kill a women’s body but some women are able to bounce back (I should put her on a maybe list).
•Kenzi Friday, she has a lot of moles, but she still young and I would rather look at a young girl that is only a 7, than look at an old broad that is a 10.
•Rebecca Rogers, not bad, good breading.
•Rebecca Bogard, she could probably be the nicest of them all.
•Kendra Hoffpauir, nice feminine features.
•Teresa Engelbach, nice looking girl and still young enough.
•Anna Huck Davis, yes, I know what you are thinking. Look at her pictures, good bone structures, she just chose the wrong haircut. A little make-up and this girl is ready.
•Amanda Alldredge, bought alcohol for a minor, so we know she likes to party.
•Debra Lafave, this girl could probably use the money.

Honorable mention
•Gina Leigh Sabin, too old at 39, despite what people say women do not age like fine wine. They age more like an old Chevrolet, always breaking down and too noisy.
•Erin Speicher, her age disqualifies her (look at the above statement), and she is carry ten pounds too many.
•Joey Strong, 35, enough said. Next!
•Maggie Laughlin, that nose keeps her off my list. If she were to fix that nose, she would be a real knockout, perfect weight.
•Michelle Simonson, too much of a sourpuss.
•Rachael Burkhart. I could only find one picture of her, this could be a dolled up picture. Cannot ad her on my list until I see another picture.

I left out Carrie McCandless; she now lives in a trailer park in Georgia, and she put on some weight, almost fat. Which is too bad, she was pretty. I do not like looking at broads that use to be hot. I always feel sad that they are wasting a gift.

I have to leave; I am supposed to be working. Yes, I know I am a pervert; it’s not as if I molested a kid. Like most of the teachers I just mentioned.

I’d hit it!